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Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
There is a special place in hell for people who make those little mini-pockets, the ones that are like an inch deep and won’t hold anything and I forget that EVERY TIME and try to jam my hand in there anyway.
ALL OF THIS SO HARD.
ESPECIALLY ON BLAZERS AND VESTS. Motherfucker, if I can’t put my hand in a blazer jacket or a pocket watch in a vest pocket, YOU NEED TO FIX THAT SHIT.
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SARTHA WEEK!
If you have any requests for what you want to happen over Sartha week, shoot us a message: contests, prompts, Sartha A-Z, challenge… Some genius idea of your own invention? We’re all ears!
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WAIT…WHAT IF BABY AND SEXY MET?
Well, when a car and a time machine fall in love… it results in the de Lorean time machine from Back to the Future. Duh.

Posted on May 31, 2012 via "Always" with 13 notes
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spooteh replied to your post: They put a good deal of thought into it, though it was already pretty much decided by eight wide eyes set in four adorable pleading faces. There were logical reasons, of course, it would teach them responsibility, keep them from being bored when they left to go hunt, protect them if necessary, but it boiled down to this: It was something that Sam and Martha could give their children that would make them feel normal like hunters never could.
It’s gotta be something tough, like a German Shepherd or something. Something smart that can rip a throat out if needs be, but still a gorgeous dog.



Rottweiler German Shepherd mix
LOOK AT IT.
Puppy feelings. I’m happy now. Don’t mind me. My brain is currently puppies and rainbows and sparkles and Sartha.
Posted on May 31, 2012 via Mad Girl with a Blog with 3 notes
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hes coming
BAD HORSE BAD HORSE
BAD HORSE BAD HORSEHE RIDES ACROSS THE NATION THE THOROUGHBRED OF SIN
HE GOT THE APPLICATION THAT YOU JUST SENT INIT NEED EVALUATION SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN
A HEINOUS CRIME A SHOW OF FORCE
SOME MURDER WOULD BE NICE OF COURSE
BAD HORSE BAD HORSE BAD HORSE HE’S BAD
THE EVIL LEAGUE OF EVIL IS WATCHING SO BEWARE
THE GRADE THAT YOU RECEIVE WILL BE YOUR LAST WE SWEAR
SO MAKE THE BAD HORSE GLEEFUL OR HE’LL MAKE YOU HIS MARE
YOU’RE SADDLED UP THERE’S NO RECOURSE
IT’S HI-HO SILVER,
SIGNED BAD HORSE!
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Posted on May 31, 2012 via This is what I do with my life with 4,250 notes
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I fixed my folders
Laughing so hard choking on air help!
Posted on May 31, 2012 via Get the Salt, Assbutt with 3,156 notes
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Posted on May 30, 2012 via Carry on my wayward son with 7,977 notes
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Best of Balthazar
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Posted on May 30, 2012 via I'm gonna wear it as a wormstache with 8,148 notes
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Can there be a Sartha Week soon?
YES. YES THERE CAN BE.
I’m thinking the 3rd-9th of June. Does that work for everyone else, or should we go further out?
(just not the 17th-23rd because I won’t be on tumblr much that week)
I’ll come up with some prompts and such.
~Sierra


Posted on May 30, 2012 via Haz el Amor y No la Guerra with 6 notes
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